Yesterday was one of my Singlehood days when i n my pal Roopa decided to smokeup some weed....Konark,my pal down from Patna after months,was shocked to see how his eva so naieve friend had turned into an illusionary chimney.....
These were the things i started to think...imagine n believe 10 minutes from when i finished my first joint....
-With the unimaginable lightness in my mind i felt the car was floating...(Pretty lame n common experience of idiots who smoke up once in a while)
-I registered each n every tree that had turned golden....shedding their leaves all across the road...(loved it!)
-Crossed Shukla's house....swore at him...n believed how the Other Kunal from the movie Rang de basanti will someday be my next catch(be the bitch!)Btw i get to meet him on the 8th of April...The marketing director in my office is surprised why i fell for such an ice-candy boy...acc to her i deserve somethin a little better than that(God!she loves me and my waist line too much)
-For the first time in my life i thought id be just fine in my singlehood days...which i suppose will last a lifetime....
-Imagined stabing that unwanted friend of Navdeep a million times...no actually...cut her throat n feed it to my saint bernard(her talks were nothin but cacophony ....u know the girls who have an opinion on just anything in the world...)
The consequence of my attempt wasnt too good..
-Konark,my pal for 9yrs thinks im not the same...(he's simply basing his judgement on one act)
-Tarun thinks 80% of the times i call him,im stoned....n thats not part of my Social Work.
-Ani cares a shit...he's leaving anyway...
-i felt like crap....i keep saying this is IT!....n then anotha joint.....n anotha...Konark's right...today its 10 joints ...soon ill cross a 100....
-Oh! yesterday i dreamt of eating Shawarmas(not surprised why....i was dying to have em yesterday) besides the dream where i was cursing Ani....(dats coz i wana do that).....
im done with my interpretation of dreams....
now ill just "BE"
Oh ive been thinking of leaving non-veg,not coz of the fear of bird flu....but coz its unethical for someone whose trying to sensitize the youth to become active citizens...working for nature conservation and animal rights is a part of it.....its the f*****ing shawarma that ruins it all.....
but seriously one day i will.
This is the Haiku that runs across my mind
I kill an ant
and realize my three children
have been watching
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