Valentines was here n i saw people getting all ready for it months before the Big day had arrived....the pleasure i saw on peoples faces was probably not there even when our country got independent....seriously...i recieved more texts on valentines than on my birthday.......
The following are the texts ive recieved in the past few years from my ardent fans......
-Liakat Ali-(wierd looking,extreemly white kashmiri guy who wanted to date me coz we were from the same community)-'GAURI i want to propose to you for one reason:
1.)Because you dont have a boyfriend.'(rejected)
-Ashish sharma-(Phattu guy who threw the rose in the bin afteri gave him the most disgusted look eva,only to pick it up again and give it to someone else when i left the room)'I want to date you coz i like the way you join your hands while you pray in the school assembly.'(rejected!)
-Konark Kondilya -(Ashish's friend who tried his luck the minute i rejected his best friend.The letter he gave me said)-'Some people are good with you,some are sweet,but i am the right guy for you.'(Definately rejected!)
-Himanshu Grover -(Doped 24/7,could stand against rain,snow and our principal)'I want to do friendship with you.'(REJECTED..REJECTED!!!)
-Hardev Kumar -(My pal for 7 years couldn belive that i could fall for someone else besides him...These are the things he did to win me back-
1.cut his wrist.
2.poisoned the guy i was dating(i mean poinsoned with words)
3.won the guy's confidence.
4.cried like a baby whose beaten up by a cane.
5.Bought 8 HORSES (believe it or not...for somepeople one can have anything if they have enough greens in their pocket.)
6.Said he wants two kids named Sadhvi and Sadhav...(Rejected for Life!!!!!!)
Ankur -(sends me a text each time he gets drunk.This was the one sent yesterday at 1:30 at night) 'i love you..very very much,its just that i cant say it coz im a phattu,i have been in a lot of relationships but tera chehra her taraf dikhta hai,i have been asking you out eva since i was in class 8th,plz dont reject me.'(Not only rejected but will also be beaten up if he eva comes across me)
Ankur(No.2)-(started dating my classmate from college coz he said she was the only one available.)He said..f**** hell f****** B*******M***(Rejected and currently going through counselling.)
Im too tired to think of more names...but tis quite obvious why all of them are still single....I mean if Mr Valentine was alive he would commit suicide and die again!....
I have neva understood the whole concept of 'ASKING OUT'....I wonder if it eva crosses their hollow minds how stupid they sound...I know what im saying is a subjective thing...
but who cares...IM DAMN RIGHT!
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