the tickle in my brain

Normally when im confused about something i like to take the advice of the best...wise...experienced people around....
Yesterday was one of those nights....trying to get over the pocketmoney(salary) that i get..i was shown a golden bone worth 25,000.....adding to my grief...i started questioning my own instincts.....so i called up the big fish in the sea(not the wisest..definately the best)....who could hardly relate to what i was saying....

The following is a part of our conversation:
G:My life sucks....im never going to make it big....im questioning my own instincts.
Big Fish: But you always wanted to do what you are doing!
G:But sometimes im not sure.....
Big Fish: What do you want from life?
G: I most definately want to be socially committed....but then i also want the moolah....


Not to my surprise, nothing came out of the talk.... but today...out of the blue....my mind went TING! n i called the Big Fish in the sea and said -

G: I've found the solution to my problem!
Big Fish: Huh!
G: I'll marry a rich guy..take over his money and spend it for charity:-)

(o.k....rehab center numbers are accepted)