Im really bored at work........n ill kill anyone whose trying to be a second officer or going to bombay on the 5th of this month.........but since both of them are out of reach.i think ill kill myself instead....
this is my second suicide letter to the world...........
- Adi please take care of the two little kittens sleeping in the wooden almirah.......n yes that thing on your shoe ......was kitten's pooh....
- Dad......its a pity the world thinks you n mum look like brother - sister....but actually....you do look quite similar...
- My desi version of Garfield.....everything moving in the house and lawn...is not meant to be eaten........you are adorable....but it wouldnt take me a second to throw you out of the house if i see you next to the kittens.
- Kakuli...i dont know if you follow my blogs anymore ( as if my cat does)...but i will never forgive your other half for taking you away to the land of smelly fish and eggs....NEVER!
- For all those whove been teasing me calling me fat and count everything i eat.............f*** off! I'll pray each one of you bloats up one day.
- Ayela...you are by far the sweetest...cutest..most expensive little regret my mum has ever paid such a big amount for...stop running around stray dogs!
- Maa.....thanks for spending half of your lifetime building a mansion in Jammu.....i thoroughly enjoyed the experience of cooking 3 meals a day for two stuck up men for the past 5 months.....in fact..im planning to leave what im doing here and take it up like a full time profession - feeding cranky dads, stuck up brothers, stupid dogs and witty cats.
- Swamyji...i really like you for saying such nice things about me and my horoscope.....trust me...im none of that.
- Prateek..bro....Grow up!.....there is much more to life than the female species.
- Nishu.......i know the value of people i love....trust me.....thats why i am myself when im with all of you - cranky and irritating.
My last wish will be for Prateek to burn some songs for me that i really wana hear.....
they are not meant for punjabi yo - yo fans, not for head bangers, for those into blues or jazz and neither is it for people who have a real taste in music.....it is for people like me........who just want to hear em coz they are simply good...not lasting...but good...
here are a few:
- Scandalous - mis -teeq
- My shrona - knack
- Gasolina
- Flower - moby
By the way........Dirt by phish is quite good........i hear it quite a number of times......
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Whao ... somebody's really in a bad mood...
What can we do something to ease thy unsettling self?
yes please: 2 shawarmas, a meal at the kebab factory, frozen fruit margarita, a new MP3 player, a trip to egypt, a cruise ship tour to singapor, a new pair of levis jeans, Isey miyaki for women, a 20 carat rock on a platinum base ring, a permanent treatment for stupit brothers, someone paying my phone bills, a personal fairy godmother, wiping off the female population in South America, a good result, a UN job, a white couch, fireplace, house on a cliff, another on the seaside, a golden retriever running around me on the seaside, an suv, a kashmiri namda, rishta with rice, lots of breezy nights and rainy days, some positivity in Roopa's head, a straight nose....
That'l do the job as of now:-)
yes please: 2 shawarmas, a meal at the kebab factory, frozen fruit margarita, a new MP3 player, a trip to egypt, a cruise ship tour to singapor, a new pair of levis jeans, Isey miyaki for women, a 20 carat rock on a platinum base ring, a permanent treatment for stupit brothers, someone paying my phone bills, a personal fairy godmother, wiping off the female population in South America, a good result, a UN job, a white couch, fireplace, house on a cliff, another on the seaside, a golden retriever running around me on the seaside, a suv, a kashmiri namda, rishta with rice, lots of breezy nights and rainy days, some positivity in Roopa's head, a straight nose....
That'l do the job as of now:-)
All I wanna say is nothing's impossible...
Though why do you wish to wipe off the female population in South America ???
Personal grudges.......theyve been f*****g up my mind for sometime now............
Good Brazil lost!
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