Lord of The Rings - The Final Episode

Alright .....so everyone missed me right!....After all i am very busy and important.....

Wana know what i did?................Well most of it is'nt important...but for the past 24hrs i've been staring down at the ring i'm wearing around my neck...with my n bong-man's name on it.......n guess what...tis just 'Purrrr-fect'.......sometimes i can even see my teeth on it.....the ones that stick out like a vampire's..........it looks like one of those 'make a wish' rings....u hold it...close ure eyes...make the most selfish wish eva....n Voila!...it comes true.....The ring 'IS' a miracle.....but miracles i believe are natural.....i see them mould on the wheel of determination and form concrete awe-inspiring realities.....

Every night before i slept....i thought of a number of things i wanted to write about.....my computer was in my office....n i missed it....my laptop was dropped by my photogenic cat 2yrs back...we just got the body back from the repair guy...my dad still under a panic attack....disowned the cat.....i missed it too...(not the cat...the laptop)....so i did what a writer with no name or fame would do....scribble.....

The following are a few things i did during the past few days i was missing.....(besides the usual)...
-smoked up...(nothing happened)
-got bored....
-Partied...(got very bored)
-Boozed...(bored the others)
-Crapped and slept(more than usual)
-Bored...(Again!....mind it there were too many days)
-Had the BEST smoked ham sandwich eva....
-Picked my nose...(No! that wasnt me...twas ADI)
-Watched ZOOM....(Tis entertaining watching she-males dressed in mini skirts talk bout the 'Latesht Trends'
-Thought of getting a haircut done...everyday...(hav'nt reached a conclusion yet)
-Made out...(Hey! tis auspicious during the festive season)
-Noticed guys.....the 'Body building Types'....with their sister's tightest t-shirts on.....crotch-hugging jeans....long hair(the ones that could shelter a million flees in em)...shades(a must at nights).........and of course...the flashy underwear tag...'Jockey' before 'Nike'....Oh! n the ones in clubs....with the flowery...crinkly....textured...Manish Malhotra shirts.....i see em n wonder...WHAT ARE THESE GAY MEN UPTO(dont mean to offend the homo community...especially when the hetros seem to have already done my job :-)....)GOD!..GAWWWWD!



-And lastly....saw Ani bring down a GALAXY in his room.....