I hate this weather.....it keeps me cranky all the time...(which is also a part of my usual nature)....no but seriously...ive been cranky enough for my guy to think of leaving me not less then 28 times in a day...not that it bothers me.......not when i know he aint goin nowhere.....n if he does i'll write an emotional blog for him that'l do the job :-)........
Like they say-anyways........so ive been cranky enough to be desperately seeking someone i could take it out on.....n u know somethin bout girls like us who've at some point of our lives ben close to the 'Greatest Mistake Of Our Lives'.....dont really have a difficulty looking for a victim....HehHehHeh!
I dreamt yesterday of the blunder i made 3years back n today i havn't been my best self.......so here's introducing you to the old bore...old enough for the grave to yawn at him.......
Lets say his name is-Mr.Old Bore......A blank, helpless sort of face, rather like a rose just before you drench it with DDT....He had a big head and a face so ugly it became almost fasciating with double chins all the way down to his stomach.......He had Van Gogh's ear for music....and was distinguished for ignorance; for he had only one idea and that was wrong.....He could never see a belt without hitting below it....He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others....an old sausage, fizzing and sputtering in his own grease.......I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.....God dosent make people like him anymore...but just to be on the safer side...he shoud be castrated anyway.....Trust me...he makes a very handsome corpse and becomes his coffin prodigiously....with his French beard on he'd look as if he's eating a muskrat...
No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have; and I think he's a dirty little beast.....
The male chromosome is an incomplete female chromosome. In other words the male is a walking abortion; aborted at the gene stage. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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wow.
sounds like someone i once knew.
he was an ugly ****. it too is a four letter word.
hint: begins with f and rhymes with duck.
p.s. this is one of the best i've read from you.
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