The Wretched Of The Earth..........

We are the colonized world.....we have always been....

In the words of Jean Paul Satre-"In the colonies the truth stood naked,but the citizens of the mother country preferred it with clothes on.The native had to love them,something in the way mothers are loved.The European elite undertook to manufacture a native elite.They picked out promising adolescents;branded them with the principles of western culture;stuffed their mouths full with high soundung phrases,grand glutinous words.And after spending a short stay in the mother country they were sent home,whitewashed."

If violence began this very evening and if exploitation and oppression had never existed on earth,perhaps the slogans of non-violence might end in quarrel.......But if the whole regime,even your non-violent ideas are conditioned by a hundred year old oppression,your passivity serves only to place you in the rank of the oppressors.....

The world that seems to be in a chase of Globalization should know that this is not a new phenomenon....it has existed...and flourished for hundreds and thousands of years.....and unfortunately continues to be used as tool by the Imperialist countries for their own growth.....It has not only opened the world to our country...but has also opened the doors of cheep labour, flourishing markets and colonized consumers to the entire world.....The 'developing' world will never be 'developed'....not till the strings of development lies in the hands of the 'white world'.


Arent we colonized if we refuse to speak our own language?What about countries like cuba?.......Eva met a native on Cuban streets....He'll refuse to speak to you in English........Believe it or not....Cuba remains to be one place where no government hospital has beeen shut down,no schools have been closed....women share their representation in the administrative process,are employed and educated.........

Arent we colonized when in a B.P.O,Dinesh becomes Danny sounding like a man from texas who was run over by a truck with too much food in his mouth.....

Arent we colonized when we show off our lacoste and nike....with thousands of hanldloom workers unemployed.....'Khadi' by the way....is an expensive brand sold at exorbitant prices,catering to the 'white collar' class....

National Liberation,national renaissance,the restoration of nationhood to the people,commonwealth;whatever may be the headings used or the new formuls introduced,decolonization is always a violent phenomenon.....the settler is right when he speaks of knowing 'them' well.For it's the settler who has brought the native into existence.The settler owes the fact of his very existence,that is to say,his property,to the colonial system.....The cause is the consequence;you are rich coz you are white,you are white coz you are rich............

On the other side of the ocean....there was a race of less than humans who,thanks to us,might reach our status a 1000 years hence........when one day our human kind becomes full grown....its not defined as the sum total of the whole world's inhabitants.......but as the infinite unity of their mutual needs.....

Superman......

I cant stand to fly.....
I'm not that naive.....
I'm just out to find....
A betta part of me....

I'm more than a bird...
more than a plane...
more than some pretty face..
beside a train....

And it's not easy...to be... 'Me'....

Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind......

I hate winters......especially winters in India where it snows inside the house........One of these chilly winter nights.....(actualy yesterday:-))....snowhite was unprepared for the surprise the li'lle black Dwarf was gonna give her....He had been workin on it for two whole months now.....even before the winters had spread its wings ova the Indian skies......He saved up every penny in his half torn pocket that he had sown with a string of hay,right in front of his round belly....he'd count the money every night before he'd go to bed...n go off to sleep dreaming bout the look Snowhite would have on her face once she'd get the opportunity to actually relish the moment he had kept in store for her.
But what about the PMS Monster...n the unpredictable reactions ?....
After all she was but a Virgo(he thought)....n his experiences with Virgo beauties were not among his favourites....

So the little Dwarf with crossed fingers whispered into his love's ears that there was a surprise in store for her....she jumped...but her curiosity would have to cost him....her inqusitiveness was eating her alive...she couldnt wait...while the Dwarf tried to maintain his calm....he took her on his pumkin-chariot to the land of Far- Far-Away.....the earlier visitor this place had was Shrek....now....it was exclusively for them....

The banyan tree was all lit up.....twas huge...miraculous....they climbed up the stairs.......... up to the rooftop of the gigantic banyan...where he had booked two tables......he knew she loved the sky...here there was plenty....she loved the smoky fog,the chilly evening was warmed up by the Dwarf's love and Snowhite's starlit smile....they sat on the two wooden barks,exclusively carved out for the evening.....music...in the air....food(how could we forget that)....

was it a dream......a reality......maybe....somewhere in between....

kya karooooon!!!!!

what is it i want........i go around preaching......telling people to feel what they know....know what they want....and want what they deserve.....n then i find myself often saying things 'people wana hear' from me.....its not what I wana say....it's what THEY want......its all a bloody game of W.A.N.T.S....

im a part of the system....this system affects my being more than me affecting its existence......Survival for the fittest is the mantra i see being followed everywhere i go....even in my sector....'Social Work' seems to be a BUREAUCRATIZED....CUSHY job....run by the so-called elites of our country....who work for the underpriviledged...deprived.....mind it.......only when their own kids go to the topmost....bratty schools....believe me....i've spent over 5 years with this specie...i breathe the same air they breathe....just somehow dont match at that element of selfishness that i clearly see in them.....I too am selfish...yes it is a very selfless yet selfish reason i'm doing what i do...feel what i do....it simply makes me happy...

Ani's right when he says....'Gauri..... just Be'.......

Gauri ji's 3 Perverts........

Im one blessed soul in life with three Rugrats namely..........Turno,Kaifu........n now our very own....very much a bisexual..Kakuli......

The following is the conversation i had with Kakuli while driving back from Bal Bhawan...
G-Aaj rehnede...kal eksath chalenge...
k-Eksath Karenge....Kya Karenge???

Turno is blessed with a mind that works at the wrong time....in wrong directions........for all the wrong things....This incidence is one of the mildest ones that took place in our classroom....
G-Andar ghus ja....
T-kahan ghusoon..

Kaif..........his eva so meditative mind.....envelops a million twisted thoughts in his head...sometimes i duno if he really relates to Turno's twisted humour or for him it's jus plane Fun........

In the name of the Rose...............:-)

The following is a lesson for ALL the confused,heartbroken,frustrated lot who Desperately need 'Expertize' lessons on-
a)WOOING their Women/men/and those who are still seeking their identities.
b)Maska marofying and spicing up thier love lives.


'im not.....im just
not..have to go...have to let go...will...
just be true...to what i wanted...
difference between what i need and what i want
what i can get and what i deserve and what i get
let go let go let go
do what you want
be what you want
dont wait
when it rolls dont stop it
il wait il see il not make mistakes
il be selfish
il be me
il be done
il silence
il calm
il prey
il pray
il pamper
il see the light
il not wait for darkness
il be true
il be faithful
il be one
you are not mine you are one
you are not who i am
you are never my mirror
you are untouched unblemished unseen
you are visible when you want me to touch you
you are needy independent separate
you are my peace when i dont think of you
you are my happiness when you let me
you are double entredes multiple lies scattered ashes of my thoughts
you will undo me
you will unmove me
you will neglect me
i dont want
i dont need
i want unspoken words on your behalf
i plot i steer i pilot
i burn i want to wear my ego
torn tattered proud
i want infinity
i unend
i cannot control
i have a choice i want some maybe all maybe try
il be
im good
im needy
im narcissus without a mirror
im will never be loved i will never be wanted il never try
il never take second helpings
il be your hood your umbrella
il be your borrowed hand to guide your destiny
il save these tears il overflow with joy
il be good il be mine il rule
just wait...just you wait...

(Ani....YA TIBIYA OCHEN LUBLU)

Amitabh bachchan ke pet mein dard kyon hota hai?????????????

What do we seek the most...........
the story of life........ or the SPICY stories that breed ova millions and millions of the real ones that are barely surviving.........

BREAKING NEWS- Govinda's family goes through a heart wrenching accident...the entire country in immence grief ova the 3 scratches that were found on the wife's hand.....(the hundreds of deaths that mite have taken place there...a few that very week....could neva find their way between the full page news of this grieving event.)

Jus recently a famous survey agency.........somewhere in timbuktoo has taken the responsibility of finding out the very causes that led to BIG-B's BIG-ACHE.......No offences to the ol'lad but every potato in the market has been inspected in every possible nukkad in andheri,borivali,kurla,and the neighbouring sabzi areas of the eva flourishing..Mumbai........The CBI says it was'nt the potato...they've found traces of Mirchi specially picked out from Mrs Rishis house.....the 1's that have been previously been charged of Attempt to Tears several times........
The sabzi walas have been trying their level best to prove their innocence.....with the MCD wallas trying to harass em to death every now n then.....the concerned authorities are trying to get them accomodations at Mr Amar Singh's residence-currently empty...as he has now moved his house to Lelavati Hospital....with a bed right next to BIG-B's.........

So the world.........sleep....sleep ove the glaring realities..with the fear that they mite haunt u the rest of ure lives...............sleep ova the thousands of malnorished children in Africa..........Dying with plagues and hunger.............shut ur souls to the thousands who lost lives and land in the once heavenly Kashmir......close ur ears to the cries of the Tsunami that can still be heard to every bird that passes by their skies.......
After all denial is the best policy.........ignorance...is bliss.....

...................aaaaaaaaaa

The time difference between someone you love leaving you......and you realising that you'll miss em the rest of ur life.....is a SECOND that'l last a LIFETIME.....

Mum's left me so many times.....that her coming back now.......would only make me realize more of what i've lost.....................

silence...........................

CUPID-Dead Or Alive

Is love in the air???????....if it is....run...run for youre life....coz ure soon gna be attacked by cupid.........the wicked white feathered half- man-half- bird smthing creature.....if anyone finds him....CLIP HIS WINGS......
Bahut sataya isne.....jise dekho...cupid ke changul mein fasta ja raha hai.....
My friend Roopa....who'l tell her that the half centimeter guy that she thinks she's fallen for...will definately be the next one to walk all ova the broken pieces of her heart......Kaif ......my friend.....he has his not so serious....rare attacks by cupid...but his frozen to ice heart somehow manages to bear it.....Adi.....will cupid eva have the balls to strike at him....the lucky..mast banda that he is.....PAR...KABHI NA KABHI TO FASEGA....Tarun....the oh-so calm jat boy...he finds his cupid attacks taking him to his STORE ROOM....NO HEART BREAKS....JUS PURE .....WELL...NEVAMIND...the gud ol' ME!.....if anyones been the worst hit.............then i take all the prizes....my heart was run ova by a double decker bus....then dried in mrs kapoors balcony...then chopped into a million pieces with the sharpest knife with which YAN CAN COOK...then boiled in kunal's exclusive chef's kadhai....then spice it with a lot of salt from the best iodized hardev and raina salt mills.....then fed to all the hungry dogs in neeti baag,shahpur jaat and neighbouring colonies........
So my friends....if anyone....at any point of time comes across this shaatir mujrim named cupid.....call- noone....jus lungi uthake BHAAAAAG!

N BTW....AUNI....HAS CUPID STRUCK U YET?:-)

Kitna badal gaya insaaaan!!!!!!!!!

Every day as i participate in this mad race of 'who reaches the office first' competition.....seriously....im consciously calling it a mad RACE coz at the bus stop we're all like old cows waiting to hang on the stairs of a heavily packed bus...and whichsoeva cow is the fastest to grab that last stair or if fortunate the last available seat....will make it to work on time.....

Today on my seat wile being turned into a squishy-squashy pulp by two overfed aunties i was bothered by just too many thoughts.........should i have not had that third slice of bread today...thats still hanging in my throat.....will Adi eva look at the 'smoking is injurious to health'sign that i've put up inside the loo when he smokes.....will ani n i become two wrinkled old,frustrated to the core from life mates who've had too much sex......why do i wana make millions when the first thought that strikes my head when i see a hungry kid....(well in my case i've come across far too many)....is kitna badal gaya insaan.......

As i climbed the neverending three storey building of the Eva so scary-TEHELKA.......the only person i hear greeting me..as always..is the bald-head bihari receptionist.....i enter my office...n the rest of the world..like...neva saw me.....but im happy.....coz each time i climb three floors huffing n puffing...atleast thers someone there...with a pale tooth smile...just waiting for me.....

Desperate seeking attention!!!

Alright alright......its taken me about a year n a half to realize this.......but ******...a 40 something year old...grumpy looking......half bald....dark...charmer...capable of having all the symptoms of insomnia...hypertention......n probably a few kids of his own.......the wine that can be smelt from the deep dungeons of *********......is OUT OF THIS WORLD...ADORING!

No one eva stops!